What is a Velociroflcoptersaurus?
A true urban legend, the Velociroflcoptersaurus was the state of the art in dinosaur engineering in its time. Let’s dissect the scientific taxonomy that hints at the origin of its biological classification:
Veloci-rofl-copter-saurus: velociroflcoptersaurus
pronounced:vee-lo-si-rofl-cop-ter-saw-russ
Veloci: Latin conjugated for of speed
rofl: Roll on the floor laughing. (duh)
copter: the propelled kind
saurus: as in a dinosaur, or a really bad type of sore.
Definition
- velociroflcoptersaurus
- A mythical dinosaur of the Late Triassic era with several key characteristics: its speed and agility, the velociroflcoptersaur had a distinct roll as it attacked prey whilst maintaining a sarcastic smirk, and finally, a rotor like head structure allowing it to achieve lift through rotation. Velociroflcoptersauruses are natural born killers, you won’t find them hanging out at the meat truck on Broadway & 40th street as they’d rather their prey non-kosher and still warm. The Velociroflcoptersaur is a real beast to admire, a true expert in social networking and top of the food chain!
- Read about the velociroflcoptersaurus’s jurassic origins
- Velociroflcoptersaurus wikipedia and its role in popular culture
- Velociroflcoptersaurus pics
- Facts about velociroflcoptersaurus
- Velociroflcoptersaurus australia
Here’s an archaeologist’s illustrative take on the mythical Velociroflcoptersaurus:
The legendary velociroflcoptersaurus in a natural pose
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